The first thing we decided when we became a band was that we would only make music for kids aged 7-12 so we would never have to consort with our fans (because they wouldn’t be allowed into the venues) and when they grew up we’d be dead from rock and roll injuries.
We all lived too long though and now those kids are adults and we’re broke and gross and face-to-face with our own professional miscalculations.
I wonder if these guys would give us 40 bucks for our hard work.
