The Horseshoe Tavern used to do new music nights on Tuesdays when we were a band. They were great shows. We even played one with Walk Off The Earth once, long before they became viral video superstars and were still just a corny-ass reggae band with 4 white guys and 2 pairs of shoes.

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I remember their set well. They played a single note and I left the room so fast an outline of dust that looked exactly like my body rested there, visible for a moment, before dissipating into nothingness.

If you have access to a time machine and are planning to travel back to Tuesday January 8th, 2008, check them out! Just kidding, man — looks like the Cadillac Lounge is doing something called “Elvis Birthday Party” that night, that’ll be fun for you.

The first thing we decided when we became a band was that we would only make music for kids aged 7-12 so we would never have to consort with our fans (because they wouldn’t be allowed into the venues) and when they grew up we’d be dead from rock and roll injuries.

We all lived too long though and now those kids are adults and we’re broke and gross and face-to-face with our own professional miscalculations.

I wonder if these guys would give us 40 bucks for our hard work.

Some guys just have it, what can I say?

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You asked, we answered. Here it is. Kylecam 5000. Hear the sounds. Smell the sweat. Taste the future.

Let The Hooker Go, by us.

The greedyfeedr catalogue was only partially available on streaming platforms until 2 weeks ago, but fret not, dear superfan, everything’s up there now. That’s right, you can now listen to 8-minute songs about decoupling from your own hubris, berating your subconscious for condoning your spiritual torpor, and readying yourself for the conclusion of the American experiment … on Spotify!

You can also find us on APPLE if you’re some kind of dork or YOUTUBE MUSIC if you’re a psychopath.

But BANDCAMP remains the best way to support musicians so feel free to use that.

We still get reviews from time to time.

Broken up for a decade and a half? Can’t keep us down, baby.

HERE‘s an Australian math rock site that just can’t get enough of your friends at gf enterprises.

Like Sisters is a complex gamut of post-punk and angular, soulful new takes on nu-metal and post-hardcore.

Don’t know what any of those words mean but big up to FECKINGBAHAMAS for taking the time.

Today marks the 20th anniversary of the greatest greedyfeedr show of all time. The type of feeling you chase when you’re in a band. Everything aligned. The musicians, the crowd, the sound system, the lights. I’ve never had any questions about how heroin addiction works because, dear reader, I played this show. Some feelings simply demand to be pursued, no matter the consequences.

April 22nd, 2005

The 360

Queen Street

Toronto, Ontario

The only proof that remains on the internet is this page in Czech. That’s right, even the Czechs agree; a show worth remembering.

greedyfeedr is back in a big way! That’s right. At the end of 2025 we’ll be playing an extremely exclusive show (we don’t even know if we’ll be there) to friends and guests with new material, old favourites, some exclusive merch designed by some very special people, maybe a series of Russian nesting dolls with our likenesses, who knows?!

We’re just working out the details right now, but we’re very excited to be bringing greedyfeedr back for a victory lap. Were we the most popular band in the world? No. Were we the best? Certainly not. Most hygienic? Please. Do we deserve to finish out our tenure in the manner of our choosing? Probably!

Any band can disassemble when they’re 29, hairline in tact, teeth gleaming white, the world at their fingers, but it takes true grit and determination to finish off your musical story at 43, surgically repaired knees, nightmares keeping you awake night after night, tinnitus blasting in your ears, Top Gun reboot on the barely functioning television – metaphorically speaking.

Anyway, all that is to say we’re back, and we care even less about popular approval than we did the first time! So strap in fans and foes alike. We couldn’t crack the patina of success last time around so who knows what’s likely to drizzle out of our heads now!

Meantime, if you have any old greedyfeedr materials, that includes anything from photos to reviews to interviews to personal feelings about our lack of professionalism, please reach out to skylenol@hotmail.com and share them. That’s right, we’re at that stage of life where we’re looking backward instead of forward, trying desperately to prove that our lives were worth something, so maybe you have proof one way or another on an old hard drive! Please! Our sense of self-worth depends on it!

And feel free to wheel around this new site and take a look at some of the inner workings of the greedyfeedr project. New stuff will be added as it’s retrieved.

Stay tuned, baby! It’s all downhill from here!

– greedyfeedr